Retiring Quiz

Retirement

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Ready to retire?

Take this quiz to find out.

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree‘s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


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Comments

  1. I never had family meetings when I was growing up, but we did have them while my own kids were growing up. Sometimes they were long and involved, other times only 3 minutes long. Now when my adult kids come to visit they joke about the family meetings. Family meetings and saying “I love you” were things I grow up with but that we did with our own kids.

  2. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement or garage? They know one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

  3. leylander says:

    I always think that the best way to “release” anger is to talk to another person and release everything. THAT is the best way, not watching a violent movie (although I enjoy those…..). Personally I think this theory is right in a sense that the movie does leave an impression on a person and its how that individual deals with it and not get influenced. Cheers!

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