A woman walked up to a wrinkled, little old man, hunched over playing a video game while sitting on his front porch.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I never sleep because I’m on the Internet 18 hours a day
,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’
“Twenty-six,” was the reply.
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