Little Emily was in the back yard filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked,”What are you doing there, Emily ?”
“My goldfish died,” replied little Emily tearfully without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Little Emily patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
- The dead goldfish sketch (mumbrella.com.au)
- The Goldfish Joke. (ralphiesportal.me)
- Goldfish Plant (pottedplanet.wordpress.com)