A couple was going out for a rare night on the town. They dressed up in their finest clothes, called a cab and put the cat out.
The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat shot between their legs, back into the house and up the stairs.
They did not want the often rowdy cat to have the run of the house while they were gone, so while his wife waited in the taxi, the husband went upstairs to chase the cat back out.
Not wanting the cab driver to know that the house would be left empty, the woman explained to him, “My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”
A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said, “Sorry I took so long. Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!”
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