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There was a snail who was on his way to his brother’s house. He was almost there when he came to a busy intersection. He looked both ways to make sure there was no oncoming traffic and then carefully made his way through the intersection. He was about halfway through when he was knocked halfway across the road.
He was rushed to the hospital and was laying quietly in the emergency room when his doctor approached.
“Mister Snail, are you okay?” asked the doctor. “Do you know what happened?”
“I think I’m alright,” replied the snail. “I’m not really sure what happened, though, it all happened so fast. I was just crossing the street when I looked up and saw this turtle…”
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
The emergency room is so depressing
He overheard the farmer talking bout a nice hardfowl curry for lunch…???
Tried crossing the road at lights lately? Noticed you’re kept hanging for longer than you used to and have less time to cross? You may be a snail, too.
so yesterday i saw a blind man crossing the road, it was soo scary for me. i wanted to run to him but i thought that would be dramatic
The roadway harbors many elements. From the high speed of small vehicles, to the shining spectacle of luxury cars gracing the roads; from the roars of the trucks, and the silent sweeping of the SUV’s carrying families aboard; and from the innocent bicycles traveling flexibly to their destinations, to the slow but healthy pedestrians crossing the road and preferring a walk.
Boy:I hear your into bad boys
Girl:What if i am
Boy:Not to get you all hot and bothered but i never look both ways while crossing the road
Why do emergency room doctors talk to you as though you are an idiot? I may not have a medical degree, but I do understand words.
I’ve had Moves Like Jagger stuck in my head since I woke up. At what point do I go to the emergency room? Can’t find any info on WebMD.
I’m pretty much over the jetlag now but I still look left when crossing the road and am still doing the conversion to dollars in my head