This week, we’re going to give a nod to our friendly technology customer service specialists, otherwise known as “tech support“. Some of these may be old, but the principles still apply. Can we blame them for being frustrated and irate when they have to deal with issues like these?
Customer: Hi, I can’t get the diskette out of my computer.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the eject button?
Customer: Yes, of course, but it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll start a ticket and have someone come by.
Customer: No… wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….
Bonus Tech Support Joke
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one…
- Tech support call of the day: when, why, how, what? (niklasblog.com)
- Part Therapist, Part Bartender, Part Customer Service (customerservicevoodoo.wordpress.com)