A businessman walked into a designer shoe store and approached the sales clerk.
“May I help you?” asked the clerk.
“Yes,” said the man. “I’m tired of buying shoes online because I have wide feet and I want to actually try on a pair of designer shoes before I buy them.”
“Excellent!” responded the clerk. “Let’s find a great pair of designer men’s shoes for you!”
After measuring the potential customer’s feet, the clerk brought out a pair of men’s dress shoes for him to try on.
As the man was tying up the shoes, the clerk asked, “How do they feel?”
“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replied the man.
The assistant promptly bent down and to look at the shoes and the man’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” suggested the clerk.
“Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” he said.
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