The phone rang and the lady of the house answered, “Hello?”
“No,” she replied.
“Would you like to consolidate all your debts?”
“I really don’t have any debts,” she said.
“How about freeing up cash for home improvements?” he tried.
“I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash,” she responded.
There was a brief silence, and then he asked, “Are you looking for a husband?”