APPETIZING: Any food advertised on TV.
BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic “Yuck” before a food is even tasted.
CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.
DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.
EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.
FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.
REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.
SODA POP: Shake ‘N Spray.
TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.
- National Dessert Day: Chess Pie (cleanyourplate.net)
- Mrs Sippy – good, clean pun. I mean fun. (tableclothsandtalking.wordpress.com)
- Tip 6 – Stay Out of the Kitchen (fiftygreatweightlosstips.wordpress.com)