A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates.
He queries the first candidate:”What was your annual salary, and what was your profession?”
“I made $300,000 as an attorney,” comes the reply.
After a long hesitation, the St. Peter says, “You may enter.”
Second candidate, same question. “I made $200,000. I was a real estate agent.”
He is permitted to enter after a shorter pause.
Now it’s the third man’s turn. “My annual salary was $20,000.”
“Cool!” replies the St. Peter instantly, “and what grade did you teach?”
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