Late Arrival

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A certain student was habitually late for class.

After several weeks, his frustrated teacher finally said, “Your tardiness is hindering your educational experience, the next time you walk into class late I will have to give you a detention.”

The next day he was late once again. He crawled in through the doorway, surprising the teacher.

Looking at him sternly, she said, “Since you’re late, you’re going to have to go to detention.”

“No,” responded the student, “you told me I would get a detention if I walked into class late.”

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  1. The people in detention at my school are so stupid! They were asking the teacher for a fag….

  2. I have this weird obsession with trying to get a friday school. I’ve never gotten a detention. too ninja ;D

  3. I got detention for being late for school because I waited for this interview.

  4. “meet us in the detention room” Poland’s old school conveed to a bunch of bars. Neato!

  5. …Act right in school so U can learn; others can learn, and U won’t have 2 stay for detention! “Do the right thing!”-Spike Lee

  6. … I forgot admin checks all attachments on school mail. Catholic school + diy writing = detention for

  7. (c) 10 minute detention after school ;D hahaha But she said she’ll get Revenge, but she wont ;D

  8. Good thing-I did great on my finals.Bad thing-Detention for a week.I have to stay in school till 9 pm.

  9. Ahha woow 1 min after school detention, ughh wonder whose fault that is..

  10. Mr.Edgar said “Congratulations you got detention with me after school :)”

  11. Reinventing the wheel always useless. It can be a great educational experience — remember, these are high school kids. Coming up with new stuff can come later once they have the basics down. This is the electronics equivalent of practicing times tables or deriving theorums. nothing new but it practices skills.

  12. Brad Greydon says:

    Budget first. geek 4/29:1st policy; 5/6:2nd policy” Huh…late policy deadline. I wonder why?”

  13. me myself and i says:

    More abuse of the English Language —- administrative detention imprisonment without a trial

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