On a highway construction project, in which the road had been torn up for years, someone put up a handmade sign reading:
“Scientists tell us that the sun will burn out in one and a half billion years. It is sad that this contractor will have to finish working in the dark.”
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confident there are more than enough out- of-work american citizens to replace the “cheap labor” provided by the illegal immigrants. Unemployment is still at an all time high and I think someone who really wants a job to his/her family mind doing construction work. Instead the people here against the law that get the work. At least if we cut down on the number of illegals, the people that are here obeying the law and being upright citizens will have a chance at some jobs.
THEY ARE DOING THAT (BS) WHERE I LIVE AND I HAVE YET TO SEE WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH.
TOTAL WASTE OF TIME, GAS AND OUR MONEY.
They mean all roads.
C'mon.
The city streets are junk, but access roads and highways are ok. Once I got out of town, I was doing 60. … Sorry
I need wearable winter boots …not the kind my parents buy for me, cause I think they think I’m doing some construction work in those boots
it’s crazy to think about all of the roads and highways we’ve built, like America used to be straight up land…it must’ve taken a long time
Construction work woke me up again. One day I’m gonna drill in front of their houses just to show them how it feels. This means war!
I went and this was a very fun night. Learned a bunch of neighborhood history as well as national history. Peppered in was some and ecology; very cool stuff. Thanks!
For future neighborhood tours it would be interesting to learn about:
the development of the roads and highways and how they changed the neighborhood
some of the historical buildings that are spread throughout
history of the Armory