“Mr. Sampson, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient as he handed him the bill. “You only have six months to live.”
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
“Okay,” the doctor said, consulting his billing software, “let’s make it nine months.”
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