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Outside a pharmacy on a busy street, a poor man was clutching onto a pole, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle — just standing there, frozen.

The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, walked over to the pharmacy tech and asked, “What’s the matter with that guy? Wasn’t he in here earlier?”

The technician replied, “Yes, he was. He had the most terrible cough, and nothing I suggested from my training seemed to help.”

The pharmacist looked surprised and said, “He seems to be fine now.”

The pharmacy tech smirked and replied, “Sure, he does. I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives on the market. Now he won’t dare cough!”

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  1. says

    a lot of talk about the 47 million uninsured in our country. What about the “under insured” in our county? I pay $500 per month for catastrophic medical insurance through AARP that has a $5,000 deductible. Basically, I must pay all medical and prescription costs for the first $5,000 “plus” the $6,000 in insurance premiums each year. That is a potential of $11,000 per year I can be out-of-pocket before insurance reimbursements kick in! Something needs to be done to insure that every American has affordable health coverage.

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    Once, I met a poor man and told him ‘All you need is love’. Then he stole my money to feed his starving wife and children

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