“What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman.
“Well, I guess I’m going to get a driver’s license,” he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “He’s a real smart-mouth when he’s been drinking.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in a thick accent, “Are we over the border yet?”
- Seat Belts: How They Save Lives (everydayhealth.com)
- Driver Safety Agreement (hkinsurance.wordpress.com)
- Back-to-School Tips (healthychildren.org)