At the scale manufacturers’ convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising her that he would not look and that she could even cover the digital display so only she could see her weight.
She finally stood on the scale, whereupon a loud, mechanical voice from within the machine announced: “One hundred and sixty-three.”
People find this daily clean joke when they are looking for on a scale of jokes, scale jokes, weight scale jokes and short jokes.
Caught in my thoughts a Lovely but mechanical voice from my Mac book brings me back to reality ,telling me it’s seven hours.
With the fast pace of today’s world people do not get enough sleep. Especially teens need a little more sleep than adults. A good amount of sleep for a teen would be around eight and a half to nine hours every night. To get enough sleep insures that the waking hours will be more productive with the energy and needed to study, play etc. This is true too for overweight teens that need to be physically active for proper weight loss exercises. They need that extra energy to be able to exercise and with the teen obesity rate being so high, parents need to make sure to help their children get enough rest each night.
Oh no. Someone just showed up with a post-tracheostomy mechanical voice box and all I can think about is South Park. I am so outta here.
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