Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Merk Van for another great joke!
It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.
“What happened?” asked a fellow camper.
“I was chased by a black snake!” cried the frightened Jed.
The camper laughed and retorted, “A black snake isn’t deadly.”
“Listen,” groaned Jed, “If he can make you jump off a fifty-foot cliff, he is!”
- The camping trip that never was (heatherboyd.wordpress.com)