Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I’m constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise. “Does anyone know,” I asked a few guys, “what the speed limit is in our parking lot?”
The long silence that followed was interrupted when one of them piped up. “That depends. Do you mean coming in to work or leaving?”
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Problem makes the man perfect.
My DDIL was just ticketed in a parking lot for failure to come to a complete stop at one of those painted on the pavement “STOP” signs at our local It just seems the local police would have something better to do than get shoppers grazing the parking lot for a parking violation.