A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus.
One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer, leaving the husband extremely dejected.
The strong man asked him what he was going to do.
The husband answered, “This is a disaster. I don’t know where I’m going to find another woman of her caliber.”
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He’s my write in ZING! Looks like Gary Johnsons been brushing up on his Family Circus jokes!
Please stop using “ninja” and “rockstar” in job descriptions. Try: “lion tamer,” “Romulan starship captain,” or “avant garde jazz composer.”
There are only two levels in lion taming – and “cat food”.
Today in 1877 the 1st human cannonball act performed in London. I’m sure it was and explosive experience.
been a hardcore fan of Webb Wilder since I first heard “Human Cannonball” ages and ages ago – but ashammed to admit that I yet picked up his latest. Its the first time that I purchased a WW album within a week of release date – not sure what happened this time. I guess I should remedy the situation immediately. Its a crime that Wilder an international sensation. His music and live performances are nothing of extraordinary.l
Human cannonball.
My mind is in slow motion today so I really get this one. I will re-read it again when my brain is awake. LOL It read well and flowed smoothly I just follow the imagery this time but me not you.
The GOP needs to get its act together if they want to hold office again. This circus act will cost them the presidency and the house. As it is, Democrats will just have to show up and win handily.
Tell me, who do you think is competent on the GOP side? As an independent, I’m actually quite embarassed with the GOP lineup…is this all you guys got? I’m not a huge Obama fan, but the man could run circles around the GOP circus act.
“Recreate the experience. Do some lion taming, only instead of a kitchen chair, use a giant sea bass. Once the sea bass is eaten, lie back on the couch and pile three bags of sugar on your chest. Now attach an outboard motor to the couch and push the throttle all the way open. This approximates a very of our holiday experience; sharing my traditional shrimp cocktail with Reverend Jim, and managing to breathe through his ardent appreciation, afterwards.”