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On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage.

The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no ‘I’ in the word ‘marriage.”’

The wife said, “For my part, I have never corrected my husband’s spelling.”

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  1. lol my parents forgot today was their wedding anniversary. happy 19 years of marriage ma and pop!!!!!!

  2. My parents 20th wedding anniversary today. They’ve set a lovely example for me to aspire to – be in a marriage you don’t want to be and cope

  3. Wow! semi-unknowingly, I broke my wedding glasses from that stupid 10-year marriage I had that would’ve been my anniversary today.

  4. On the occasion of my 10th wedding anniversary, I can now share the deep secret of a good marriage. Ready? Here: Marry the right person.

  5. Happy wedding Anniversary may God continue to bless your marriage, Amen 

  6. I am so happy and feeling so blessed. Today is my wedding anniversary. 11 years of marriage and 18 years of being…

  7. Celebrating your diamond and gold wedding anniversary. That is 75 years of marriage.

  8. Today is our one year wedding anniversary. 365 days of marriage, 6 years in love ♥

  9. Today is my parents wedding Anniversary … Marriage is a beautiful thing!!!

  10. Wedding anniversary today: 16 years. That’s a successful marriage by today’s standards no matter what happens in the future!

  11. Just let her know that you are thinking of her, and are there for her if she wants to talk!
    A gift would be highly inappropriate!

  12. The number of people in long-lasting marriages increased over the past decade, the Census Bureau said.

  13. AbnormalLeJune says:

    I have a huge family with numerous long lasting marriages. I’m just saying people move way too fast these days…take it slow

  14. very funny!

  15. Great Comeback!

  16. The number of people in long-lasting marriages increased over the past decade as divorce rates leveled off and life expectancies rose, the US Census Bureau yesterday.

  17. OngVatanyuvanit says:

    A special dedication coming up from for wedding anniversary today!

  18. Kristen Says Rob is Perfect Marriage Material

  19. Sunrise Sister says:

    What a beautiful and realistic take you have on building a life together in marriage. Having experienced long, unpleasant relationships in each of our first marriages, we never expected to find the peace, joy and exhilaration of the life we have together in this marriage. A happy marriage is a true blessing and to make the commitment to a loving caring is an unbelievable gift from God!

  20. 2011: Year In Review « A Patchwork Life says:

    I did read an somewhere a couple months ago (tried searching, but find it and remember where it was) that said people who are alike are most likely to have successful, lasting marriages. It stressed that happily married people just grow together, but already had similar personalities when they met. So, I do think that funny people attract other funny people.

  21. It is really great to see a couple reaching their 50th wedding anniversary, especially in today’s world where almost every one out of two marriages fail.

  22. settle reperth says:

    My parents were high school and just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary over the summer. Their love for each other has been a gift to us all. I have been accused of only remembering the good times from outsiders, but after they hear the same from my brother and meet my folks – they have become believers in my magic. Cheers to family values and honoring commitments.

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