The phone rang and a woman picked up the phone, only to hear a pitch from a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. “Do you have a second mortgage on your home?”
“No,” she replied.
He tried again. “Would you like to consolidate all your debts?”
“I really don’t have any,” she said.
“How about freeing up cash for home improvements?” asked the persistent salesman.
“I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash,” she responded.
There was a brief silence, and then he asked, “Are you looking for a husband?”
- Refinance Mortgage Tax Deductions (themortgagepot.com)
- MortgageRefinance.com is Nation’s Fastest Growing Mortgage and Financial News Portal (prweb.com)
- I would recommend Embrace Home Loans as a first choice to anyone seeking financing. (embracehomeloans.wordpress.com)
- How to Be a Mortgage Refinance Ninja (money.usnews.com)