When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away.
“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.”
“I don’t have to.”
The boy replied. “Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We say a prayer before eating at our house.”
“That’s our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma’s house, and she knows how to cook!”
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I just talked about Religion and Spirituality with my mom. I blew her mind away with the facts I presented she STAYED silent nodding lmao
Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors.
His mother suggested to his father that they buy him a bike for his birthday.
“Do you really believe help improve his behavior?” he said, surprised.
“Well, no,” she admitted, “But spread it over a wider area.”