The Preacher and The Farmer

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A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord, my good man?

Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work, the farmer replied, “Naw, these are soybeans.”

“You don’t understand,” said the preacher. “Are you a Christian?”

With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, “Nope my name is Jones. You must be looking for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here.”

The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, “Are you lost?”

“Naw! I’ve lived here all my life,” answered the farmer.

“Are you prepared for the resurrection?” the frustrated preacher asked.

This caught the farmer’s attention and he asked, “When is it gonna be?”

Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied, “It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day.”

Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, “Well, don’t mention it to my wife. She don’t get out much and she’ll wanna go all three days.”

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  1. dristey says

    The DJ that finished up last night played one of my songs. Came outta nowhere. Never met the guy and didn’t request it. Felt good man!

  2. says

    A good man isn’t ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public, brag about the queen that she is & love her like she’s never been loved before.

  3. tutle alcaille says

    “Young preacher,” old farmer said, “on the farm when we get thru pumping we let go of the handle” At Christmas hard to “let go of handle”

  4. takehiles schlomondr says

    Yes, my son was THE one to tell other little kids about Santa Claus. I had plenty of apologizing to do. It just had to be the preacher’s kid

  5. Kaitlynnsmitth says

    my blackberry fell in the bath a few weeks ago. Stuck it on the cooker overnight and it was back working the next day!