You know you’re having a redneck Christmas if…
- You do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!
- Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
- Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
- The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
- Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
- Your father executes the “pull my finger” trick during Christmas dinner.
- You save old appliances for Christmas presents.
- You shop for gifts at garage sales.
- You’re serving your turkey on an old hubcap.
- You shoot a turkey the day before Christmas.
- All your silverware is plastic.
- You’re splurging on the HUNGRY MAN turkey TV dinners.
- A Redneck Christmas Wish (roketman.wordpress.com)
- We’re Beaming at a Redneck Christmas [35 PHOTOS] (coedmagazine.com)
- I don’t hate Christmas . . . (homepaddock.wordpress.com)
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