Thanksgiving Day is a holiday celebrated in North America to commemorate the first settlers surviving the first Winter in a new land.
- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the recliner.
- You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but never sat down.
- You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your email.
- You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning walk the next day.
- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
- ou have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
- You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.
- It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas.
- Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & go to the next joke.
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Simplicity won out for us in the Thanksgiving meal my husband and I are cooking for our parents. Originally, the thought was to make an apple pie and a blueberry/cranberry pie and a pumpkin pie and a chocolate pecan pie, oh my!
After giving each pie a trial run, we realized that not only is a pumpkin pie about a thousand times easier than any of the others, we STOP EATING IT. For all the pride we had when we made a good Dutch apple pie, nothing can beat the simple, elegant yum of a pumpkin pie, so pumpkin it is.
I would rather listen to four hours of a sumo wrestler than listen to Rush, come to think of it, that’s like listening to Rush.
Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “East.”
I have issues with manipulation and coercion when it comes to gospel proclamation among children and youth. As the children and youth we minister to are predominately non-church based (about 95 percent). If we present to a child that Jesus is the truth and that we must accept him in order to have life, any child is going to say yes for two reasons: believe anything you say as an adult, and as an adult they want to please you.
So at this stage with children confused in presenting JEsus as an invitation to life. Jesus IS an invitation to life, but with children (especially non-christian) it raises all kinds of questions.
I know what to conclude, but at this stage just say not a huge fan of children/youth alter calls