A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,”Is the head hog at the trough there?”
The secretary says, “Please Sir, do not refer to our pastor as the head hog at the trough. That is very insulting.”
“Oh, I’m very sorry. I meant nothing by that. It’s just a local phase we use in the part of the country I come from. The real reason I called was to donate $50,000.00 to your building fund.”
The secretary says, “Hold on. I see the ‘Big Oinker’ coming through the door right now.
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