You know you’ve been drinking too much coffee when…
- You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
- You just completed another sweater… and you don’t know how to knit!
- You answer the door before people knock.
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- You ski uphill.
- You spend every vacation visiting “Maxwell House.”
- Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
- You name your dog “Valdez”
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You lick your coffeepot clean!
- It Is Time to Stop Drinking Maxwell House (patospapa.wordpress.com)
- Juan Valdez Cafes–All About Brand Promotion (daveibsen.typepad.com)
- Are you a coffee bean? (joescoffeetalk.wordpress.com)