- That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim?
- Oh, look, that women and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go introduce myself!
- His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m happy for them both.
- If he doesn’t let me hold the remote, I get all moody.
- He makes more money than I do, so I broke up with him.
- I’m sick of dating doctors and lawyers! Give me a good old-fashioned waiter with a heart of gold any day!
- We’re redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him with the color choices!
- He talks our relationship to death! It’s making me crazy!
- Why can’t I find a guy who’ll have a wild carefree night of fun and then just go his separate way for once?
- I just realized — my butt doesn’t look fat in this — my butt is fat!
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The movie chimpanzee narrated by tim allen goes on my list of top ten things that shouldn’t have made me cry … Right under triscuits
On my list of top ten things I can’t wait to do when I move back to Lawrence: Run. I’m so excited to run around this town.