- You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You chew on other people’s fingernails.
- You answer the door, before people knock.
- You sleep with your eyes open.
- You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
- You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks – and you don’t even work there.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.
- 10 Coffee Myths You Think Are True (gabrielcatalano.com)
- Drinking Too Much Coffee (dailycleanjokes.com)
- Free Cup of Starbucks Coffee (July 4th) (hip2save.com)
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