You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When…

  • A photo of a cup of coffee. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You chew on other people’s fingernails.
  • You answer the door, before people knock.
  • You sleep with your eyes open.
  • You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
  • You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  • You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks – and you don’t even work there.
  • You help your dog chase its tail.
  • You lick your coffeepot clean.
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  • You’re so wired you pick up FM radio.
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.
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  1. raysny says

    you can use the net to find AA meetings, but they do not hold AA meetings online, it would defeat the purpose of the meeting.

  2. ondivrels ellardina says

    Although from South Florida where they claim to mix 18 jams in a row commercial free, I agree with those that say FM radio is slowly declining. I used to listen to the radio 24/7 back home but since coming to Gainesville I have never found a station that I truly like. Because of this I have grown much closer to my ipod and that thing never leaves my side. I have become victim to the recent trend of customization. Music interests differ greatly from individual to individual and because of this some people might have had the reverse effect since coming to college and could have grown closer to the radio. Whatever floats your boat.

  3. growingupgamers says

    i wish everyone would stop coming to wendys for free coffee its such a pain in the ass and the store keeps running out of supplies

  4. TheRedHead_abby says

    Wife says i drink 2 much beer,i stop,then says drink 2 much coke,i stop,now she says i drink 2 much coffee, think its time for new wife lol

  5. Francahood says

    I’m trying to force myself to like both to be British. But I need LOADS of sugar in both tea and coffee, and I want my teeth. :(

  6. baina burken says

    I like my tea and coffee both very strong, skimmed milk, no sugar, caffeinated. How do you like yours?

  7. YnkyDodl says

    and on 4th of july we were all outside and his friend jimmy said to through the bottle in the middle of the tractor and he did it and he was