Special thanks goes to dailycleanjokes.com visitor Jeanne Nott for another golf joke!
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and can hardly speak. His voice is scratchy and sore.
The doctor asks what happened and the guy scratches out an explanation.
“Well, doc, I was playing golf and I hit a ball into the middle of a field. I walked over and there was a woman there looking for her ball, too, looking around in the dirt.
“I noticed a cow nearby was wagging his tail kinda funny, so I grabbed the cow’s tail, lifted it up and saw a golf ball stuck under the tail. I looked closer and saw it was not my golf ball. So I called the lady over, showed her the golf ball lodged under the cow’s tail and asked, ‘Does this look like yours?’
“AND she hit me in the throat with her 9 iron!!”
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