One day while out on our fishing boat, we heard a woman calling for help. Pointing frantically toward a sinking row boat, she shouted to us, “My husband can’t swim!”
Although the water was up to his chest, the man remained a fisherman through and through: as we reached down to pull him aboard our boat, he lifted a large, still-struggling salmon in his hand, and yelled, “Take the fish!”
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Is that the best you could come up with. Our young grandchildren do better than that. I haven’t seen a decent one ever on this site.
like to comment as a library manager. (not in ottowa) :). We get thousands of books donated to us, but you should be careful diving for the books being sent to recycling. Sometimes they are contaminated by all kinds of really gross, or even dangerous substances. We throw out tons of stuff that is just dangerous to the public. Also, if you want the books, most libraries have large sales all the time. Go buy them! We have about a thousand books behind our library left over from a sale that we just get rid of. No non-profits will even take them! Let me know if your in CA, you can have them too.
Niiiight rubber duckies ! (:
My first adventure into the ocean in a row boat n I used my finger to plug a hole to get back to land
THANK YOU for all you do. I’ve made ton of money (for me) off many of your suggestions.Enough to buy my dream fishing boat 🙂
A Rhode Island man working as a captain of a Massachusetts fishing vessel has pleaded guilty to assaulting two federal monitors posted on his boat to collect fishing data.
Having spent eight years on the oceans of the world, I can tell you that the rest of this captain’s career will be spent on a row boat smuggling cigarettes into Italy.