In a small fishing village in Newfoundland, a local was walking up the wharf carrying two three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season had closed.
Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Federal Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says, “Well, me laddie I got you this time – with two live lobsters three weeks after the season has closed!”
The man says, “No, my son, you are wrong! These are two trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended.”
The Fisheries Officer asks, “Trained? Like how?”
The man answers, “Well my son, each day I take these two from my house down to the wharf and put them in the water for a swim. While they swim, I sit on the wharf and have me a smoke or two. After about 15 minutes I give a whistle and up comes me two lobsters and I take them home!”
“Likely story,” the Fisheries Officer says. “Lets take them down to the wharf and see if it’s true.”
So the man goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both lobsters into the water.
The man sits on the wharf and lights up a smoke. When it is finished, he lights up another. After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the man, “OK. Now how about whistling?”
“What for?” the man asks.
The Fisheries Officer answers, “To call in the lobsters.”
The man says, “What lobsters?”
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no but we usually use those buoys for lobster fishing around here…
discussed my 15 minutes a day theory–everybody has 15 minutes a day to write. So, I think on my 53rd day of consecutive writing (although admittedly the last two days were less than 15 minutes). But sometimes 15 minutes turns into 20, 25, 30, 45.So in. Now, I just need to be disciplined about eating right. Anyone want to in that kind of challenge??
A lobster that has lost one claw or has any missing appendage is called a cull. One that has lost two claws is called a bullet or dummie.
i dont get it. does anyone under me get it?
Consider the lobster: The population of the crustaceans is at such low levels along the East Coast that a regulatory agency is proposing a five-year ban on harvesting them between Cape Cod and Virginia.
alike. New Federal Fisheries Laws have effectively shut the door to businesses, livelihoods, and entire coastal communities.
I've visited one well kept up fishing village in Virginia where peoples personal hygiene was to them and the only crabs we caught were the blue crab and rock lobster.
Funny thing though, at a truck stop a few miles down the road, there was a sign posted outside the bathroom and above the urinal warning to stand back as their crabs were known to jump three feet. Being the southern dummy I am, I asked a truck driver what kinda crab could jump that far.
OMG, I love going on dates w guys esp when we go lobster fishing and climb towers. Go on a real person date!
I went fishing with a friend of mine in a spot barely big enough for the 2 of us. A guy and his wife come down and I ask, “Are you actually going to try to fish here? barely enough room for the two of us”. He replied I have a fishing license and yes going to fish. I told him that clear a fishing license allows you to fish, but it clearly give you manners or common sense. My friend and I left but I should have stayed and purposely tangled his line. But better then that.
15 minutes ago I saw someone putting along in a clunker with a flat. Now headed the opposite way I saw it in flames on the side of the road.