In a small fishing village in Newfoundland, a local was walking up the wharf carrying two three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season had closed.
Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Federal Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says, “Well, me laddie I got you this time – with two live lobsters three weeks after the season has closed!”
The man says, “No, my son, you are wrong! These are two trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended.”
The Fisheries Officer asks, “Trained? Like how?”
The man answers, “Well my son, each day I take these two from my house down to the wharf and put them in the water for a swim. While they swim, I sit on the wharf and have me a smoke or two. After about 15 minutes I give a whistle and up comes me two lobsters and I take them home!”
“Likely story,” the Fisheries Officer says. “Lets take them down to the wharf and see if it’s true.”
So the man goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both lobsters into the water.
The man sits on the wharf and lights up a smoke. When it is finished, he lights up another. After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the man, “OK. Now how about whistling?”
“What for?” the man asks.
The Fisheries Officer answers, “To call in the lobsters.”
The man says, “What lobsters?”People find this daily clean joke when they are looking for lobster jokes, lobster jokes and riddles, funny lobster jokes, lobster jokes for kids, lobster joke, lobster puns, short lobster jokes, jokes about lobsters, lobster jokes one liners, funny lobster joke and short jokes.