A man took his girlfriend to her first college football game. They had really good seats, right above their team’s bench. As the game progressed, he tried to explain to her the different terminology and what was going on in the game, but she didn’t seem to understand.
As they were heading to the parking lot after the game, he asked her how she enjoyed it.
“Yeah, it was great,” she said. “I mean, all those guys running around with the tight pants and everything, but I just don’t the huge deal about the quarter!”
With a quizzical look, the boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“At the beginning of the game,” she explained, “I saw the two guys flip a quarter. Then the rest of the game, I heard everyone around me yelling, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I can’t believe a whole game revolves around 25 cents!”