Important Memo from the Technology Department

The classic red-and-white Etch A Sketch model - Image via Wikipedia

Since our Information Technology expenditures have risen dramatically, the corporate office has defined a low-cost alternative to computers. The goal is to remove all desktops from the company by the end of the year. Instead everyone will be provided with our new tablets from Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q:   My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I turn my Etch-A~Sketch off?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I create a New Document window?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A:   Don’t shake it.


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Comments

  1. :) Thanks for the joke! I just LOVE my etch a sketch. I hate to shake them, but…so it goes. I hope you have a real nice weekend :)

  2. i think life is more like splashing paint on a canvas for most, the result is sometimes beatiful, sometimes jumbled, but the end product is always more organic. to draw on the etch a sketch one must plan every line, even when trying to be spontaneous. on the etch a sketch you never get the angry line that you wanted to see instantaneously, instead you get the beginning of that line that turns into something other than the initial feeling or intent. its like trying to scream on fruity loops. that being said, i like screaming, but i also like fruity loops.

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