A young tourist from the United States went on a guided tour of a frightening old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asked her how she enjoyed it. “I was a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark cobwebby rooms and passages,” admitted the young woman, “but all in all, it was a very interesting tour.
“There was no reason to worry,” responded the guide, “I’ve never seen a ghost the entire time I’ve been here.”
“And how long is that?” asked the girl.
“About three hundred years …”People find this daily clean joke when they are looking for jokes about castles and short jokes.