My wife has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were driving through Delaware.
Hoping to get off with a warning, she tried to appear shocked when he walked up to the car.
“I have never been stopped like this before,” she said to the officer.
“What do they usually do, ma’am,” he asked, “shoot the tires out?”
- Brakes, Police and why Your Gut Reaction Makes You Look Like a Moron (anessayeverydaybutsunday.wordpress.com)