Here is a list of funny bumper stickers, straight from the printer!
- Don’t play stupid with me… I’m better at it!
- This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
- This truck has been in 15 accidents…and hasn’t lost one yet.
- Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
- Faster than a speeding ticket!
- Adults are just kids with money.
- T.G.I.F Thank God I’m Female.
- You are right where you belong, behind me!
- They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a bus hit mine.
- Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
- Do unto others before they do unto you.
- Was today really necessary?
- In theory, everything works.
- Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.
- Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
- Your lucky color has faded.
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses!
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- The more I learn, the less I understand.
- Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
- Ideas For Bumper Sticker (wdednh.wordpress.com)
- If I Owned The Bumper Sticker Company… (wncx.radio.com)
- A few of my favorite bumper stickers (mrjasonbarron.wordpress.com)
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