A man walks into a bar with a little salamander-looking creature in his hand. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
“Tiny” replies the man.
“Why’s that?” asks the bartender.
“Because he’s my newt!”
- New Fire belly Newts (bli22ard.wordpress.com)
- Invasion of the Body Snatching Algae (livescience.com)