A man went to a bar with some friends. After a few drinks he happened to notice a sign above the bar that said, “For Sale. 1985 Henway. Excellent Condition. Make Offer”.
He looked over at the bartender and asked, “What’s a Henway?”
He bartender thought for a moment and responded, “Oh, about three to four pounds”
- Bartender Wisdom: ‘It’s Called a Throwaway Split’ (esquire.com)