Used Henway

Photographer David Shankbone. In 2002 this was...
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A man went to a bar with some friends.   After a few drinks he happened to notice a sign above the bar that said, “For Sale.  1985 Henway.  Excellent Condition.  Make Offer”.

He looked over at the bartender and asked, “What’s a Henway?”

He bartender thought for a moment and responded, “Oh, about three to four pounds”

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  1. says

    Descartes walks into a bar; bartender asks, “want a beer?” Descartes says, “I think not” and POOF he vanishes. Pun for my fav. philosopher!

  2. says

    Left the Irish pub. It was the last straw when some hoodrat staed playing Big Pun on the jukebox & got the baender to “bounce wit’ her”

  3. says

    Monday Pun:A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you because you can’t hold your liquor…”

  4. Jolly_Jake says

    A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
    He asks, “How much will it be?”
    The bartender says “for you, no charge.”