Used Henway

Photographer David Shankbone. In 2002 this was...

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A man went to a bar with some friends.   After a few drinks he happened to notice a sign above the bar that said, ”For Sale.  1985 Henway.  Excellent Condition.  Make Offer”.

He looked over at the bartender and asked, “What’s a Henway?”

He bartender thought for a moment and responded, “Oh, about three to four pounds”


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  1. Descartes walks into a bar; bartender asks, “want a beer?” Descartes says, “I think not” and POOF he vanishes. Pun for my fav. philosopher!

  2. Left the Irish pub. It was the last straw when some hoodrat staed playing Big Pun on the jukebox & got the baender to “bounce wit’ her”

  3. Monday Pun:A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you because you can’t hold your liquor…”

  4. I’ve a joke for you. A priest, a rabbi, and an ostrich walk into a bar. The baender looks at them and says, “what is this, a joke?”

  5. Kalo dibalik gmn? wkakakakaka…selama anda siap, dab pun siap banget.. Wahh brai baender ala dabjingan

  6. Worst pun:A Pakistani mangoes into a bar and orders a Long Island Iced Tea.Baender says:Talk Abbottabad thing to order.

  7. July 25, 2011 – I asked the baender… – I asked the bartender for a small sample and he gave me this micro brew

  8. This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the baender. “Put it on my bill.”

  9. My bartender’s name is “Holiday”. She’s very hot. I need a James-Bond-esque pun – STAT!!

  10. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
    He asks, “How much will it be?”
    The bartender says “for you, no charge.”

  11. I want one so bad…I was never on one like that! I just got one that was for babies when was little

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