Needing his clothes cleaned in a hurry, a traveler searched the small North Carolina town he was visiting until he found a sign which read: “Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service.”
He went inside, explained his needs, and said, “I’ll be back for my suit tomorrow.”
“Won’t be ready ’til Saturday evening,” replied the proprietor.
“But I thought you had 24-hour service,” the customer protested.