Cats… most people either love them or hate them. Here’s a list of things people call them, with a little twist of irony.
- A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
- A wildlife control expert impersonator.
- An un-programmable animal.
- A four footed allergen.
- A hair relocation expert.
- A treat-seeking missile.
- A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
- A small, furry lap fungus.
- Are You Allergic to Cats? (everydayhealth.com)