A hunter on safari was walking through the jungle in Africa when he found a huge, dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked, “Did you kill that?”
“Yes,” the pygmy said proudly. “Why?”
The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?”
The pigmy said, “I killed it with my club.”
The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?”