Q: What do sharks like for breakfast?
A: Jellyfish donuts.
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Shark Breakfast
Sliced Bread
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Errand List
One day an old lady and an old man were sitting on their porch when the old lady says, “Hey pa, why don’t you run down to the restaurant and get us some ice cream.”
Pa said, “Ok I will go right now.”
Ma told him that she had better write it down for him, because he always forgets.
He said no he would be fine, so off he went to the restaurant.