He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.
A man went to a bar with some friends. After a few drinks he happened to notice a sign above the bar that said, “For Sale. 1985 Henway. Excellent Condition. Make Offer”.
He looked over at the bartender and asked, “What’s a Henway?”
He bartender thought for a moment and responded, “Oh, about three to four pounds”
- Bartender Wisdom: ‘It’s Called a Throwaway Split’ (esquire.com)
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room after dinner, watching TV, as usual.
I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug.”
So, she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.