You know you’ve been drinking too much coffee when…
- You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
- You just completed another sweater… and you don’t know how to knit!
- You answer the door before people knock.
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- You ski uphill.
- You spend every vacation visiting “Maxwell House.”