Keep this list close by when doing your Valentine’s Day shopping!
- A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.
- Any food item with the words “diet”, “light”, or “high fiber” on the label.
- Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.
- Flowers from a hospital’s gift shop — or worse, a mortuary’s.