You know you’re having a redneck Christmas if…
- You do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!
- Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
- Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
- The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
- Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
- Your father executes the “pull my finger” trick during Christmas dinner.