A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests at their apartment on the beach. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for her special hors d’oeuvres for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly, he agreed.
- You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You chew on other people’s fingernails.
- You answer the door, before people knock.
- You sleep with your eyes open.
- You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
- You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks – and you don’t even work there.