You’ve searched all over and now you’ve finally found it: The Ultimate Guide to Understanding Men. Just sit back and relax and read the translations to the following statements that men commonly utter. Below you’ll find what he says and what he really means.
“I’m going fishing.”
Really means: “I’m going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
“It’s a guy thing.”
Really means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”