Cat Food

One of the resident robins in my garden.

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Two robins were sunning themselves on a tree branch.

A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, “Mama, I’m soooo hungry, what can we eat?”

To which the mama cat, spying the two birds, replied, “How about some … Baskin Robbins?”

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Pizza Coupon

A pizza from Imo's.

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When the pizza delivery driver rang the doorbell, the lady of the house was in the bathroom, so she sent her six-year-old son to the front door to pick up the pizza, with some money and a two-dollar coupon.

When she entered the dining room, she saw her son eating the pizza, but the coupon was laying on the table next to him.